Ladies, I need to know if anyone else has a golfer in their group who apparently has some kind of personal feud with wildlife. We have one. Her name is Michelle. 😂 There are four of us who play together pretty regularly, and I swear every animal on the golf course completely ignores three of us and goes directly after Michelle. A few weeks ago we’re standing near the cart and a bird suddenly starts dive-bombing her head. Not us. Michelle. She’s running around waving her golf towel over her head while the three of us are laughing so hard we can barely stand up. 😂 Then last weekend she walks toward her ball near some rough and suddenly comes SPRINTING back toward the cart yelling: “SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE!” 🐍 The snake wasn’t chasing her. It wasn’t even moving. But apparently Michelle wasn’t interested in discussing its intentions. 🤣 But the best one happened near a pond. There was an alligator lying near the water minding its own business. We all gave it plenty of room and drove past. Michelle’s ball, of course, lands closest to it. She looks at us. We look at her. Then she says: “Why is it ALWAYS ME?!” 😂🐊 At this point we’ve decided the animals aren’t randomly bothering her anymore. They know her. Birds see her cart entering the parking lot and probably radio ahead: “She’s here. Everybody get into position.” 🤣 The funniest part is that the rest of us can play an entire round without a single wildlife encounter while Michelle apparently spends 18 holes participating in a nature documentary.